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- Mariah Yeater Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber
- Mariah Yeater MySpace Photos
- The Superficial Just Got Upgraded, Son
- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.2.11
- Lindsay Lohan Basically Got To Choose Her Own Sentence. Oh, Good.
- Aww, It’s Selena Gomez’s First Upskirt
- Olivia Munn’s Side Boob Salutes Royalty and Other News
- Weston Cage is Single, Ladies. And Apparently Your Daddy.
- Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too
- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.2.11
- Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J.
- Lindsay Lohan Basically Got To Choose Her Own Sentence. Oh, Good.
- Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too
- Olivia Munn’s Side Boob Salutes Royalty and Other News
- Aww, It’s Selena Gomez’s First Upskirt
- Weston Cage is Single, Ladies. And Apparently Your Daddy.
- Aww, Justin Bieber’s First Paternity Suit
- Aww, Justin Bieber’s First Paternity Suit
- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.1.11
- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.1.11
| Mariah Yeater Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber Posted: 02 Nov 2011 08:05 PM PDT View the Gallery / 13 Photos » Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California girl above who allegedly had unprotected sex with a 16-year-old Justin Bieber then sued him for paternity of her three-month-old son via a tabloid is really a “good, honest person,” according to her grandfather. “Why if it weren’t for that boy’s maple-penis, I Read More ... |
| Posted: 02 Nov 2011 08:01 PM PDT |
| The Superficial Just Got Upgraded, Son Posted: 02 Nov 2011 06:32 PM PDT  Rihanna's Butt Fest Drunk at Kadooment Day Part 1 40 Photos » After months of teasing you like the little tease I am, welcome to our new and improved The Superficial, meticulously engineered for your clicking pleasure. Right off the bat we have faster, prettier galleries that hopefully don’t deprive you of precious celebrity scheissefruit. Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.2.11 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 02:20 PM PDT |
| Lindsay Lohan Basically Got To Choose Her Own Sentence. Oh, Good. Posted: 02 Nov 2011 02:20 PM PDT    Lindsay Lohan arriving to court for a probation violation hearing in Los Angeles. (November 2, 2011)Read More ... |
| Aww, It’s Selena Gomez’s First Upskirt Posted: 02 Nov 2011 02:20 PM PDT |
| Olivia Munn’s Side Boob Salutes Royalty and Other News Posted: 02 Nov 2011 02:20 PM PDT |
| Weston Cage is Single, Ladies. And Apparently Your Daddy. Posted: 02 Nov 2011 02:20 PM PDT |
| Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too Posted: 02 Nov 2011 02:20 PM PDT |
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.2.11 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 12:15 PM PDT View the Gallery / 29 Photos » Only 53 shopping days left. Thanks, Orange Franken-Nipple Mrs. Claus! Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which marks the last post you’ll see in our current gallery that you kids can’t get enough of. (Although that sentence won’t make sense in 12 hours. I really thought this Read More ... |
| Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J. Posted: 02 Nov 2011 12:14 PM PDT |
| Lindsay Lohan Basically Got To Choose Her Own Sentence. Oh, Good. Posted: 02 Nov 2011 11:05 AM PDT View the Gallery / 16 Photos » After the court found her in violation of her probation two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was back today for a hearing where it was just the goddamn joke you expected it be. Long story short, Lindsay admitted to violating her probation and the judge basically gave her the Read More ... |
| Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too Posted: 02 Nov 2011 10:03 AM PDT View the Gallery / 10 Photos » Remember how everyone was getting pregnant at the same time? Well, now it’s divorces except somehow not involving the people who just had babies which doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, Zooey Deschanel has called it quits with Death Cab For Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, according to Us Magazine: Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn’s Side Boob Salutes Royalty and Other News Posted: 02 Nov 2011 09:30 AM PDT View the Gallery / 18 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - Amanda Seyfried might play Linda Lovelace. - Hugh Grant‘s “fleeting affair” produced a baby girl. Whoops. - Michelle Williams inadvertently references Heath Ledger. Gasp! - Tia Carrere was a hooker for Halloween. Wait, this isn’t a costume party. Read More ... |
| Aww, It’s Selena Gomez’s First Upskirt Posted: 02 Nov 2011 08:27 AM PDT View the Gallery / 7 Photos » While Justin Bieber celebrated his first (of many) paternity suits, his girlfriend Selena Gomez had, for the sake of this post, her first upskirt pic taken last night while leaving a West Hollywood hair salon. It seems like only yesterday we were accusing of her being pregnant, and Read More ... |
| Weston Cage is Single, Ladies. And Apparently Your Daddy. Posted: 02 Nov 2011 08:00 AM PDT “Wait, aren’t you the babysitter who kicked my ass? — Can we go to McDonald’s?” Despite her awesome, huge breasts, Weston Cage has officially divorced his wife Nikki Williams after six months of marriage which still makes two crazy alcoholics who beat the fuck out of each other more genuinely in love than Kim Kardashian Read More ... |
| Aww, Justin Bieber’s First Paternity Suit Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:55 AM PDT View the Gallery / 19 Photos » “Look, ma! I didn’t use my hands!” When Justin Bieber‘s mom sat him down and explained to him how an invisible maple syrup manifestation of God himself mysteriously impregnated her – and made her pancakes more delicious – she should’ve immediately followed that conversation up with, “Oh, by Read More ... |
| Aww, Justin Bieber’s First Paternity Suit Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:44 AM PDT |
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.1.11 Posted: 01 Nov 2011 12:45 PM PDT View the Gallery / 21 Photos » Apparently Dane Cook jokes make great Hasselhoff memes. Who knew? Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a rare Elin Nordegren sighting (Alright, who left their gold doubloons out in the open?), Katherine Heigl still dressing like your grandmother and Harrison Ford proving just how whipped Calista Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.1.11 Posted: 01 Nov 2011 12:45 PM PDT |
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